Letter #64

Well, another amazing week, come and gone.
Let's talk about it.

First off, lots of wheel chairs this week, like maybe six or seven. Maybe even eight, I don't know.

One of them, we were visiting a lady who uses a wheel chair and I had to use the bathroom. So I went, but the toilet seat looked like something from a horror movie. Luckily, there was a wheel chair toilet seat combination that I stuck over the porcelain throne.

Words of advice.

The higher the drop, the larger the splash

I won't send the selfie

Also, we're teaching a lady and we talked with her grandpa (who died this week after being shot twice #ThugLife). I asked him about a weird looking scar he had.

How did he put it.

I got stabbed, pulled the knife out and killed the other dude.

Okay gramps, peace

And lastly, we had an interesting "the Lord answers even the smallest prayer" experience.

At the insistence of an old lady, Elder Jesus borrowed her umbrella.

Before she let him walk away with it, she gave him the rundown.

"This is the best umbrella I've ever owned, I've had it for like ten years, never broken or given me any problems. I'm sure it won't give you any either."

Literally fifteen seconds after we left her house, the handle broke and the canopy flew off.

He's freaking out, "best she's ever owned" "ten years" "what will we do" "let's say a prayer."

So he let's it fly and we go on with our day. Ten hours later and he's still holding the broken umbrella. 9:00 at night, we're going to get on the bus and he steps on an umbrella under thrown under the bench.

Same make, same model, same year.

He grabs the unbroken handle and we take off.

Just a quick switch, the lady's umbrella will last another ten years.

When we ask, the Lord doesn't import with the size of the matter. If it is something good, the Lord wants what is best for us.


Also, ate javelina this week, and when I get home today, I've got two liters of milk straight from the cow to boil and drink.

Delicious

Until next week, with a longer letter, love



Elder Pumba