Letter #54

How long should a haircut take? I think nomore than 30 minutes, if you're pushing it. Well, when my companion and I went to cut our hairs, the barber took two hours. On one peron. My head is numb, I took a nice thrre hour nap, one hour during mine and two during my companions. I even apreciated the extra effort he stuck in. Unfortunatley, it came down to the fact that my mans just did not know how to work a pair of clippers. We both left looking like  Lon Chaney in The Phantom Of The Opera. Not a great look.

How do you kill an hour on a Monday morning? Teach your companion to play baseball. Unfortunatley, with no bad, we were forced to improvise. The broom caught too much air on the swing, so I opted for the long handled plunger. The first four hits or so, I was swinging nicely. On the fifth, I may have put a little too much effort into the plunge. The ball shaped, brown-motttled blue, rubber plunger head took off, bounced once on the neighbors roof, once more on the next neighbors roof, and settled into the lot of our next door's next door's neighbor. But, nobody knows where it came from, no problem. The only trouble is what we'll have to do when we bring the take home box home with us....

How do you stop from being homesick?? Well, one way is to not think too much about home, right?
That was hard this week, but in a miraculous sort of way.
We was walking, talking with the people, when we met Gidlei
Hi, what your name is?
Gidlei, my sister goes to your church
What her name is?
*Don't actually remember the name rn
Wow, we knows her, you her brudda then
Yep, i got deported from the US like two months ago
Where was you living?
Boston
Shut up, you already eaten sweet beans?
Yep
Been to Fenway?
Yep
Can I give you a hug?
No, get away from me

So, now we are teaching a brudda from Boston

And those are the highlights, surely some things \i'm forgetting and some others i'm exaggerating, but oh well.

Until next time,


Elder Moonlight Grahm with the Moon Shot Grand Slam

p.s. plz appreciate the insight to the name