Well, it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, my hometown, out there on the edge of the prairie, the little town that time forgot, and the decades cannot improve.
We began our week in spectacular fashion, popping yet another soccer ball. This time, instead of just deflating, the seams ripped and the balloon inside went outside, in spectacular fashion. We've stopped counting.
News update, my dearest van, the old girl, 2003 Ford E350 12 Passsenger Beast, died this week. Tears were shed, harsh words were exchanged, and promises of a new van are being made.
#NeverForget
On Saturday, I recieved an early morning call.
-Elder, you will have lunch with me today okay?
-Who dis??
-Dis Carmen
-Swag money, the four of us
-No, just you and, if you HAVE to bring your companion, him too
-Tight, ESchen out
So, we show up, 12:15 to the house. Her grandson answers the door
-Come on in, she has a suprise for you
-Swag money, ESchen in
I walk in first, but I don't see anything
THEN
THE dopest thing that has happened in my life happened
She came around the corner with a Nerf Vulcan, this bad boy, which I didn't know you could buy in Brazil AND In her broken, movie line only English, said, Suprise, M07#3* F!@*#$ (I don't even know what movie it's from)
AND THEN, she blasted us on automatic, laughing the whole time, as she went through the belt of 40 darts.
AND THEN, we made sushi and had a dope lunch, two huge platters of sushi and some desert she made up.
THEN, we went to our other old dope lady, Benedita, made two cakes and then went to a baptism.
Alright, problems when the water pressure goes out:
-The water fountain and bathrooms have some issues
-The outdoor baptisimal font won't fill up
-The only working water source is downstairs in the street outside of the church
SO, that's how we ended up filling up the biggest baptismal font in the freaking world by hands with buckets. Then, the plug decided to jump out of the place where you put the plug, let's call it the plug socket. And, in all of my wisdom and stress(from having 15 min until the baptism starts), I stripped off the shoes and hurdled the side of the font, with all of my clothes, to put the plug back into the plug socket. Then, I got to continue filling up the font, soaking wet, in the 40 degree weather (yeah Brasil, what's up with that???) and probably caught the Portuguese equivalent of hypothermia and it's just waiting to manifest.
BUUT
Miracles happen, and Ketylen and Leandro were also able to catch a little hypothermia, so we all suffered together.
And the baptism went well and the two of them said they didn't even feel the cold (what liars) and Benedita was happy and her grandson too.
Well, that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
Tune in next week, to hear "CarTalk" and more adventures from this little town on the edge of the prairie.
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Love,
Elder Gary Edward Keillor